Then he took his pipe out of his pocket, lit it, puffed away, then paused to look at the motorist who, he noticed, had a very large. pronounced nose. “I said which wey would it be it to Hunstanton, old boy?” “Well, tergether,” the roadman replied, tapping his pipe on the heel of his boot, “Oi reckon yew watta falla yar snout, bor!” * * * DIFFRUNCE ATWIN A FEWL AND DUZZY FEWL Fewl: “Bor, if yew kin guess how menner sparrers Oi shot this mornun, O'll gi’ yew the hool six onnem f’yar ferruts.” Duzzy fewl: “Tew?” * * * ON TOP ONLY!
During the war, on a Yaarmuth Corporearshun dubble-decker bus, George and his wife wus riding down below and he wus smoking his usual 'Woodbine.' Orl tew sune the conductress cum along an' axed him politely-loike to put his cigarette out as smokin’ wus ony allowed 'up top'. George din’t quoite understand what the mawther meant and kept onner puffing away on his fag. Suffin' savage that har authority hed bin flouted, the mawther tapped George on the shoulder. “Dew yew watta git me into trouble?” she said. Like a flash, George replied: “Blarst, yis, moi bewty - what toime d'yew git orf?”
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